Total Medals Earned: 876 (From 182 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,415 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/455 points)
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Kill 50 bunnies.
Use 500 bullets.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/105 points)
Beat Sebass
Find Steefano and blow up the halting site!
Clean up BDD's Waste
Not the Aardvark, the Beer guy!
Get to Mission 20!
Beat the Game!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/90 points)
Beat LVL 1
Beat Levels 1-3
Make Citty Poop
Kill Saza's minion
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Beat Mission 1
Get a Game Over
Beat Mission 1-3
Beat Traller
Beat BG 2
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/200 points)
Kill Earn-a-tron
Throw water on SAZA
Eat the cheesecake
The worst Tetris EVER
Wreck Daniello's unique style Asian house which he had to EARN!
Find out who the masked hero is!
You'll know when you have a slash on your face!
Get to round 20
Keep those lips away from me!