hongkongexpress 2009-07-18 17:16:59

Fuck yourself if you're that bored.

Tycrane 2011-02-12 17:08:20

Longest name evur?

SpankmeMgee 2011-02-12 18:36:56

here was this kid that loved to jerk off,
and one night he was wacking away on his dick, but then his father discovered him,
and he said "hey! stop that! that load could be the next president, next senator or the next millionaire! that load could be a big somebody someday."

so he stopped for a little while.
then the boy's father left on a business trip

so there he went wacking away on his dick again, but this time when he shot his load he caught it with his free hand, then he spoke to his load while looking at it "you could be the next president, you could be the next millionaire, you could be someone really big! I'm gonna give you a second chance!" and he licked his hand clean!